— (via yourlifeisyourmessage)
My worst online pick up line
This guy messages me and says,
“The legend likes to fuck attractive women. The legend wants you on his dick.”
“Well that’s nice but the ‘Legend’ needs to go and fuck himself.”
White guys be craycray.
This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things
Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.
This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….
A true martyr.
this guy is my fucking idol
his pained face just makes this
this man is my hero
this is my favorite post tho
He looks like the pained son of Samwell Tarly and Jon Snow
That one moment that Zoey 101 made a period joke.